
Little known fact: Lincoln from Karate Cop (AKA Dragon Cop) tried to molest Jessica Biel's ass. Ron Marchini tried to stop him, but it was too late; Lincoln had already ran into the teleporter. Ron Marchini karate chopped the crystal, which he thought caused Lincoln to turn into ashes, but it was really the heat emitted from Jessical Biel's butthole (the teleporter lead to Jessica Biel's butthole).
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